Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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