That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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