Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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