No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
