so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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