No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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