That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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