This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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