So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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