I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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