HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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