Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
