Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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