Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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