Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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