I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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