he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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