My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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