Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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