but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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