Can i not drive my cunt home
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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