I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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