Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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