i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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