i will never coherently bang her
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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