erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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