Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
well I can't set my house on fire every night
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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