I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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