hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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