I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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