talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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