I must be too annoying 4 u.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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