it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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