Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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