Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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