are you still at the devil's house?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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