Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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