So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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