I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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