And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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