I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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