Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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