I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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