But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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