You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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