i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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