Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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