It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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