im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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