she woke up with a sticky ear
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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