Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Rumble strips road head = magical
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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