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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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