Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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