just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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