U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
