awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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