ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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